Dear Sedaratives,
The grass is always greener on the other side, right? So basically no one is happy?
Bob M.
Morton, Tex.
Dear BM,
I call you “BM” because I’m turning your name into an amusing acronym, much like the esteemed sex-advice columnist Dan Savage would do. I chose these two letters because in my part of the world “BM” means “bowel movement.” Amusing, no? I’m going to write Dan Savage’s name again so that it is more likely to turn up in his Google Alerts, making him mention it in his “Dan Savage” column, thus doubling the potential publicity for my new graphic novel, Danny Husk: The Hollow Planet. Does that answer your question?
Scott
Dear Sedaratives,
If Devo are not men but Devo, then what exactly are men? Or Devo, for that matter?
Confused student
New York, N.Y.
Dear Confused,
I remember when I was a young, confused student and I went to a Devo concert on one of their first tours. I don’t remember anything except pogo-ing to the very lyrics you are evoking and realizing that I understood what they were singing about. Unfortunately, I was too high and don’t remember what it was.
Scott
Dear Sedaratives,
I just killed a moth in my home. But now I feel guilty because I’ve heard that a moth is a dead person coming to visit me. Is it OK that I killed it? Also, if it’s a relative or loved one, shouldn’t it be a butterfly?
Angela N.
Sydney, Australia
Dear Angela N.,
First of all, it’s OK to kill a moth because it’s an in-sect and it’s OK to kill all insects and most reptiles. You can still kill fish with impunity, but that’s going to end soon. It’s pretty much impossible to kill a mammal of any kind nowadays for sport, even a mouse. It’s coming to the point where you won’t even be able to kill a vicious predator in self defense. Everybody will be all, “Couldn’t you just have talked to the bear?” Second, yes, it is true that a moth is a dead person coming to visit you. What we don’t understand yet is what happens to moths when they die. Do they come back as people? And if they do, then is murder OK? Third, loved ones can be butterflies, but they have to be related to you by blood. The one you killed is probably just a dead friend of some sort. The good thing is that if he or she does come back as a person, then you have the chance to make it...
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