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An Interview with Ashida Kim

[NINJA]
“THE ENEMY CAN’T HIT YOU IF YOU’RE NOT THERE.”
Terms of the $10,000 Challenge:
Challengers must post an appearance bond of $25,000
Challengers will pay travel expenses for Ashida Kim and a party of three to the site of the match
Challenger must provide food and lodging for the party for the duration of the event
Challenger will sign a release absolving Ashida Kim from any liability
in the event the challenger is killed, crippled, or maimed
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An Interview with Ashida Kim

[NINJA]
“THE ENEMY CAN’T HIT YOU IF YOU’RE NOT THERE.”
Terms of the $10,000 Challenge:
Challengers must post an appearance bond of $25,000
Challengers will pay travel expenses for Ashida Kim and a party of three to the site of the match
Challenger must provide food and lodging for the party for the duration of the event
Challenger will sign a release absolving Ashida Kim from any liability
in the event the challenger is killed, crippled, or maimed

An Interview with Ashida Kim

Eli Horowitz
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Ashida Kim is a leader in the Black Dragon Fighting Society, founder of Dojo Press, and author of over thirty ninja instruction books. He also may be a man named Chris Hunter living in Lake Alfred, Florida. In certain circles, this is seen as a problem; certain corners of the Internet are devoted to fierce debates over his actual identity and martial arts credentials. Frank Dux, who claims to have taught Jean-Claude Van Damme the kuji kiri, writes, “Ashida Kim is considered a renegade and a threat.” Others call him a fake and a charlatan. I, for one, am not even sure what the kuji kiri is.

But the titles speak for themselves: Secrets of the Ninja. Hands of Death. Forbidden Fighting Techniques. Secrets of the Jade Bedroom. Ninja Way of the Spider. Could I list a few more? Deadly Grip of the Ninja. Cloak of Invisibility. Dancing Ninja Masters. X-Rated Dragon Lady. Infiltration and Assassination Techniques. These are books that demand to be read.

I should also mention that the aforementioned Ninja Way of the Spider includes instructions for the Spider Sting Delayed Death Touch. I should also mention that X-Rated Dragon Lady will teach you how to turn having your clothes ripped off into an advantage, but is only available to those eighteen and over. I should also mention that several of these publications are also available as videos and/or e-books.

This interview was conducted over the telephone. It was a Thursday morning, and the sparrows chirped outside my kitchen window, hopping about in their bird world that knew nothing of ninjas. A happier world? Or somehow emptier?

I pondered these questions as I waited for the phone to ring. (Mr. Kim had asked to call me; the true ninja does not own a phone, or at least doesn’t give out his number carelessly.)

—Eli Horowitz

THE BELIEVER: You’ve been trying to set up your own ninja temple, right?

ASHIDA KIM: We’re trying to set up a permanent temple. We’re trying to get something done with that. We had a guy down in Australia who was going to set us up with some land and then the war came along, and that’s been holding us up ever since.

In the final analysis, it’s the idea of the thiry-sixth Chamber: in the Shaolin Temple there were thirty-five rooms that you trained in and then, when you graduated, you went out into the world and the world was the thirty-sixth Chamber. In that sense, the whole world is your temple and also your body is your temple. It’s a symbolic temple, at the very least. If you see it from that...

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