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Place: The Home Depot

Simon Wu

Mar 27 2025

FEATURES: Ceiling fansNurserySheer and unrelenting possibility I thought we had come to the Home Depot to replace the metal numbers on my mother’smailbox. But the ...

Object: Joey Lawrence’s Flannel

Sam Shelstad

Mar 27 2025

FEATURES Ties around the waistPopular with girlsDoubles as a superhero cape for your genitals In 1993, a music video played at the end of an episode of a sitcom I liked, ...

How to Join the Cult of Alternate-Side Parking

Lexi Kent-Monning

Apr 3 2024

Sit in your car for eighty minutes twice a week. The street-sweeping window is ninety minutes, but if you arrive and leave on time, you’re obeying New York City’s Department ...

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